Let’s face it, the best part about going to Anthropologie with your girlfriend is not about her buying clothes… it’s about cataloguing the bored and maudlin faces of your fellow mates as they wait outside the dressing rooms for their significant others. Sure it’s a moment of schadenfreude, but every guy has been there. Luckily there are things to enjoy about the entire experience.
Anthro certainly does not cater to a male clientele, but there are some choice items that might appeal to a more masculine aesthetic. You obviously won’t find any clothes, but here is a small collection of home goods which (surprisingly enough) could look great in a bachelor pad.
1) Decker Coffee Table
This piece is not only made with clean lines and attention to detail, but is gender neutral to boot. Personally, I think the table would look best with a nice bottle of bourbon and a GQ on top, but it could just as easily store some Jane Austen novels on the lower shelf.
But whatever you put on top of it, be careful not to completely cover up the mango wood surfaces as it features an interesting grain. The entire piece is held together by an iron frame and finished off with caster legs for your convenience.
2) Churned Stemless Wine Glass
Nothing says ‘manly’ more than a cultured sort of crudeness. What better to embody this character trait than enjoying a Chateau Margaux from a thick, off-centered, stubby wine glass? Adding to an already inherent beauty, each one is hand-blown from recycled glass to help diminish your environmental footprint.
3) Lostine – Color Blocked Bread Board
This cutting board is completely handmade in Philadelphia from 100% Pennsylvania-grown sycamore trees. After employing food-safe milk paint to achieve the color variation, each one is then coated with natural mineral oils for longevity. Even if you don’t use it, it would be a winsome addition to any counter or tabletop.
4) Mark Rothko Coffee Table Book
This might be a more immediate necessity whilst in the store. The book contains countless color reproductions of Rothko’s work, some interviews, and several essays written about the artist and his place in abstract expressionism. Even if you don’t buy it to put on top of the Decker Coffee Table you just bought (above), this book will help kill time when waiting on your lady.
5) Menlo Lamp
This iteration of the exposed bulb lamp straddles the fence between a traditional and contemporary feel. Crafted from Sheesham wood, glass, and nickel, this piece is as simple and straightforward as it gets.
6) Hidalgo Bed
It’s not your everyday purchase, but this bed embodies a refined sort of ‘shabby-chic.’ In case you are environmentally conscious, the Hidalgo bed frame is hand crafted from sustainably harvested and reclaimed wood before it is finished with natural wax. As an added bonus, it even looks like you made it yourself.